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In his second book “Game Warden Entertainment, The Next
Book”, Warden Frank G. Mundy shares additional true, humorous and many times dangerous situations that happened to him and
other law enforcement officers. The situations
in this book are:
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Deaf old men who hunt illegally should wear hearing aids. Hunters discover game warden’s top-notch spying equipment. “I’ll kiss you as soon as the fish stop jumping.” Picnic baskets raided by unsuspected culprits. Where was Yogi? “I think I’ll go fishing.
I’ll just call the game warden for a ride.” Arresting illegal bear hunters can put a warden out of
commission. “Officer, show me again how to correctly teach my son to
fish.” “If I am lying about killing this bear, let GOD punish
me.” Never knew corn could be so hard on teeth and the
pocketbook. “On occasion when I deer hunt, I see a vision from GOD.” “Officer, I was hitchhiking and Bonnie and “If you can’t believe granny, then who can you believe? “Tell me again how you watched that stuffed decoy deer run
out into the field?” “Do what you will with me, but make sure my buck gets home
alright.” “Just because I am drunk, it doesn’t mean I can’t follow
instructions.” “Sure you can go duck hunting with me; you are only in
jail for murder.” “If I didn’t know what you were doing, why else would I
call for a tow truck?” A can of spoiled Mustard Sardines will definitely give you
that “Get Up and Go.” “You go through the front door and I’ll cover the back.” Shooting a biting dog is OK, but shooting a woman who hits
you with her purse is not. A little dynamite will get rid of gophers, doors, windows,
flower beds and you. “With the power vested in me as a Game Warden, I now
pronounce you man and wife.” Cousins who fish together, pull pranks on each other. “I guess I plead guilty now, since I have said way too
much.” “He doesn’t know we don’t have a tracking dog!” |