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Warden Frank G. Mundy's third book “Game Warden Entertainment: The Movie” has been Awarded Second Place in the Mason-Dixon
Outdoor Writers Association's "The Frank Smoot Memorial 3-Year Rotating Award" The situations
in this book are:
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“After dealing with two large brothers, the door opened
and the BIG one came out.” “She wasn’t big but she had my respect, I am glad I didn’t
fight her.” “Watched as violator reaps what the doctor sewed.” Never said this before, “I am glad you didn’t confess.” “Drunk? I am not
drunk, I’m pickled.” “Ashamed of my fellow game warden” I was with President Bill Clinton at the White House when
his clothes got stained. “I just don’t know. If you say Clark Gable was there, I
guess I believe you.” “Well ma’am, you don’t understand. That’s not how
insurance works.” “Don’t worry about Al-Qa’ida terrorists; we are here to
protect you.” “How did I know you were lying? Your lips were moving?” “I can’t do that. I can’t even think about what you want
me to do. You need a biologist.” “Stop me if you have heard this one before.” “What a way to Close!” |
